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  3. calamity-cain:

    and-im-andy:

    themetaisawesome:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    penis-hilton:

    same

    I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

    Ditto

    most definitely true

    suddenly these snapchats are 50% less annoying and 100% better

    (Source: micdotcom, via johncallmeacab)

     

  4. ex0skeletal:

    Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

    (via thisunfamiliar-road)

     

  5. "
    1. The boy who takes your virginity is only going to love you long enough for you to stay in his bed.
    2. Your first job is never the best job. But you’ll meet some of your best friends there.
    3. Sometimes things don’t go the way you expect them to at all.
    4. People are usually never who they say they are.
    5. If you love someone, you need to tell them. Nobody is good at the guessing game.
    6. If your best friends don’t like the boy you’re involving yourself with, chances are he’s bad news.
    7. If a boy starts an invitation with, “Are you home alone”/”I’ll be home alone”, say no. You are a human being, not a toy to be played with.
    8. If some boy invites you to “the backseat of his truck”, he’s a piece of shit. Tell him to fuck himself.
    9. “Sorry” doesn’t always fix what you messed up.
    10. Stop wasting time wishing you could take back what you already did.
    11. You are at fault sometimes.
    12. There’s going to be a boy that you let get away. Yes, you loved him. It’s for the best, though.
    13. Toxic people hardly ever start off toxic.
    14. It’s always nice to make new friends, but never forget who your real friends are.
    15. Never lose the friends that would answer their phone at 3am if you called
    16. Never lose sight of who you are because of a boy.
    "
    — 16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings)

    (via thisunfamiliar-road)

     
  6. surprisebitch:

    this show seriously tackles all issues

    (Source: kimagreggs, via thisunfamiliar-road)

     

  7. spudsexuall:

    It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

    (via thisunfamiliar-road)

     

  8. malfoypure:

    A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

    (via thisunfamiliar-road)

     

  9. getsby:

    i understand that school is important and education is important but i feel like there’s a huge difference between a healthy amount of challenge in order to do better and being so stressed about school that you break down and cry

    (via thisunfamiliar-road)

     
  10. j5h:

    i love this game

    (via size10plz)

     
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  12. nivalingreenhow:

    when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

    (via apiarys)

     
  13. the-chaotic-nether:

    I love this company already.

    (via jainz)

     
  14. imsirius:

    DAN: When you do interviews, you’re faced with the choice to either be the most boring person on earth or just get ridiculous things written about you from time to time
    JOSH HOROWITZ: Sometimes it might be good to be boring
    DAN: It might be but I just get bored of myself

                                    [Happy 25th Birthday Daniel Radcliffe! (23 July 1989)]

    (via theboy-whowaited)

     
  15. laurakvstheworld:

    i honestly feel 100% better after watching this

    (Source: 12818-tomhanks, via s-loan)