1. Valjean: After I suffered 19 years at Toulon, a sentence totally disproportionate to my crime...
    2. Sweeney: After I suffered 15 years in Australia, a sentence given despite my never committing a crime...
    3. Valjean: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
    4. Sweeney: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
    5. Valjean: And just when it seemed like I could finally start anew...
    6. Sweeney: And just when it seemed like I could finally fulfill my goals...
    7. Valjean: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's kindness.
    8. Sweeney: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's bad timing.
    9. Valjean: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
    10. Sweeney: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
    11. Valjean: I have to become a better person.
    12. Sweeney: I have to kill motherfucking EVERYONE.

  2. unpopular opinion

    Just finished The Fault In Our Stars.

    It wasn’t great.


  3. Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?



    At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

    So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

    SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

    She refused to fix my grade.

    In the end, she shit herself on stage.

    I didn’t regret it.

    No mercy.


  4. stayuglystayangry:

    shoutout to all the girls + women who have thick, dark, and abundant body hair and have to spend time and energy shaving every single day if they don’t want to be harassed by loved ones + strangers alike

    shoutout to all the girls + women who decided its not worth their time, even if they only skip sometimes, and endure criticism, harassment, and stigma as the price for their own freedom of time + comfort

    (via claudiaboleyn)


  5. alluring-idiosyncrasies:

    I also find it amusing how bad Ben’s acting is when he’s not actually working

    (via meet-me-at-the-stork-club)

  6. friendlycloud:


    Something done right

    Nefertiti and Akhenaten

    (Source: afrorevolution, via meet-me-at-the-stork-club)

  7. rift-in-the-warp:

    Game of Thrones AU: in which Joffrey is transformed into a llama and forced to travel cross-kingdom, all whilst learning the true meaning of humility and friendship

    I would pay so much money to see this it isn’t even funny.

    (Source: lovelyleviosa, via meet-me-at-the-stork-club)

  8. unmutekurloz:



    Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

    (You’re welcome)



    (via apiv0rous)

  9. vtforpedro:

    Good god why is this cracking me up so much

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via youseeme-rolleigns)


  10. vegan-vulcan:

    Oh for fuck’s sake, the word “monosexual” is NOT A SLUR.

    It’s just a way to refer to other sexualities in the context of bisexuality and biphobia. Yeah, it’s lumping in gay people with straight people. Because you know what those two groups have in common? THEY DON’T EXPERIENCE BIPHOBIA.

    You know which groups frequently display biphobic behaviors? BOTH GAY AND STRAIGHT PEOPLE. I mean how many fucking times have I heard lesbians say “I’d never date a bi girl”???

    Monosexual means attracted to one gender, and that’s it. If you are monosexual, you do not experience biphobia, panphobia, or any other ways in which people who are attracted to multiple genders are oppressed. Jesus H. Motherfucking Ballstomping Crackerfuck Christ. If you think monosexual is a slur, let me know so I can put you on my ignore list.

    (via a-little-bi-furious)


  11. smenkhkara:

    has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln

    has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I

    has a black man ever played george washington

    has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine


    then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses

    (via andro-saurus)

  12. (Source: violincameos, via taikova)

  13. thequeenstons:

    This is one of the biggest “fuck you“‘s to completionists I’ve ever seen

    (Source: foxdear, via apiarys)

  14. torn-by-dreams:







    stop this man

    im calling the fucking cops

    i have obama on the phone


    At first, I thought he was just gonna scoop some ice cream onto bread. But then

    Seriously how did he figure this out

    moosetracks bread

    cookies n’ cream bread

    strawberry bread

    mint chocolate chip bread

    our time has come

    (Source: damionxxx, via ulmovalaofwater)